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Sunday, Oct. 25, 2026 · Evening Edition

Saylor Turns Dorsey's AI Post Into a Bitcoin Pitch

Jack Dorsey said moats are gone. Michael Saylor replied with a five word Bitcoin pitch instead.

Number 1, Viral

Michael Saylor @saylor

Oct. 25 · 11:14 a.m. ET

Saylor Calls Bitcoin the Moat in Dorsey Reply

@saylor wrote@jack bitcoin is the moat
19,874 likes
Likes on Dorsey's original post
On X
1,693 replies
Replies to Dorsey's post
On X
1,951 likes
Likes on Saylor's reply
On X

The takeaway

Crypto's biggest voices turn any viral post into a Bitcoin pitch, even posts about something else.

Number 2, Project · Solana

Solana @solana

Oct. 25 · 10 a.m. ET

Solana Says J.P. Morgan Funds Now Trade Onchain

@solana wroteFinalized before you finish reading this sentence.
1,234 likes
Likes on Solana's post
On X
133 reposts
Reposts of Solana's post
On X
247 replies
Replies to Solana's post
On X

The takeaway

Crypto people now care more about which big bank shows up onchain.

Number 3, Project · Zcash

Zcash @Zcash

Oct. 25 · 4:55 p.m. ET

Zcash Sets Nov. 5 Date for Faster Blocks

@Zcash wroteNetwork Upgrade 7 (November 5th) reduces block time again from 75 to 25 seconds
99 likes
Likes on Zcash's post
On X
11 reposts
Reposts of Zcash's post
On X
8 replies
Replies to Zcash's post
On X

The takeaway

Even during a rally, part of crypto's audience still reads the engineering notes first.

Number 4, Viral

Galaxy Research @glxyresearch

Oct. 24 · 1:52 p.m. ET

Mystery Sender Posts Same Poem 26 Times on Bitcoin

@glxyresearch wrote26 identical copies so far. What is it?
65 likes
Likes on Galaxy Research's post
On X
8 reposts
Reposts of Galaxy Research's post
On X
0.327 BTC (about $26,000)
Bitcoin moved per round trip, per Galaxy Research
On X

The takeaway

A hidden riddle on Bitcoin's own ledger pulls in more curiosity than most funded crypto projects.

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Saylor Turns Dorsey's AI Post Into a Bitcoin Pitch

Jack Dorsey said moats are gone. Michael Saylor replied with a five word Bitcoin pitch instead.

Published 6:37 p.m. ET by The CryptoLately.com Desk

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Number 1

Viral

Saylor Calls Bitcoin the Moat in Dorsey Reply

Michael Saylor @saylor on XPosted

Michael Saylor@saylor

bitcoin is the moat

Open on X (opens a new tab)

By the numbers

Likes on Dorsey's original post
19,874 likes
On X
As of
Likes on Dorsey's original post: Source: X
Replies to Dorsey's post
1,693 replies
On X
As of
Replies to Dorsey's post: Source: X
Likes on Saylor's reply
1,951 likes
On X
As of
Likes on Saylor's reply: Source: X
Bitcoin price, per CoinGecko
$80,426
Beyond X
As of
Bitcoin price, per CoinGecko: Source: CoinGecko

The take

Jack Dorsey posted four words on X. "There is no moat," he wrote. He meant Dessa, a new AI voice tool from his company, Block. The topic was AI, a different industry.

The post still spread fast. In one day, it drew 19,874 likes. It pulled 1,693 replies. People argued about AI rivals and who builds the best tool.

Michael Saylor saw his chance. He runs Strategy, a company built on Bitcoin. "Bitcoin is the moat," he replied. He gave zero extra words. He just grabbed Dorsey's own line.

Saylor's reply drew 1,951 likes within hours. That trails Dorsey's count by a wide margin. Crypto news sites still picked it up fast. TokenPost wrote about it the same day.

Here is the plain fact. Dorsey's post was about a voice tool. Saylor turned it into a line about Bitcoin anyway. He did this in five words, inside someone else's thread.

This says something about crypto's loudest voices. They skip the wait for a true crypto story. They grab the nearest big post instead. Any topic can work for them. Any author can work too, even one who stayed quiet about crypto the whole time.

Bitcoin traded at $80,426 on Oct. 25, 2026, per CoinGecko. The price barely moved on this exchange. The reply targeted the feed, a different goal than the market.

Dorsey left the reply alone. The thread moved on to more AI talk. Saylor's line stayed near the top of the replies. It kept drawing fresh likes hours later.

The lesson stays short and plain. A viral post turns into public property fast. Someone always claims it for their own pitch. On this day, that someone sold Bitcoin inside an AI debate.

What it says about us

Crypto's biggest voices turn any viral post into a Bitcoin pitch, even posts about something else.

Sources

  1. TokenPost Michael Saylor Calls Bitcoin (BTC) "The Moat" in X Post
  2. Coinfomania Saylor Emphasizes Bitcoin's Importance as a Financial Moat

Number 2

Project postSolana

Solana Says J.P. Morgan Funds Now Trade Onchain

Solana @solana on XPosted

Solana@solana

Finalized before you finish reading this sentence.

Alpenglow cut Solana’s finality to ~150ms, J.P. Morgan brought its tokenized money market funds onchain, and a tokenized stock did twice as much volume on Solana as on traditional exchanges.

Here’s what shipped:

📰 Headline… pic.twitter.com/jtL3bIct8H

Open on X (opens a new tab)

By the numbers

Likes on Solana's post
1,234 likes
On X
As of
Likes on Solana's post: Source: X
Reposts of Solana's post
133 reposts
On X
As of
Reposts of Solana's post: Source: X
Replies to Solana's post
247 replies
On X
As of
Replies to Solana's post: Source: X
SOL price, per CoinGecko
$101.57
Beyond X
As of
SOL price, per CoinGecko: Source: CoinGecko

The take

Solana is a public blockchain network. People use it to trade and move money fast. On Oct. 25, 2026, its official account posted an update.

"Finalized before you finish reading this sentence," the post said. It named a recent upgrade called Alpenglow. Alpenglow cut the time to lock in a trade to about 150 milliseconds. That speed beats a human blink.

The post also named J.P. Morgan. The bank's asset arm placed two money funds on Solana. One fund is called MONY. The other fund is called JLTXX. Both let big investors trade fund shares onchain. J.P. Morgan announced this move on Oct. 22, 2026, through its own press release.

The post made one more claim. A tokenized stock traded twice the volume on Solana compared with a normal stock exchange. The post left the stock unnamed.

Within hours, the post drew 1,234 likes. It pulled 133 reposts. It drew 247 replies too. That is solid for an update about network speed, zero memes involved.

Why did this spread so far? Fast settlement sounds dull until a major bank uses it. A bank the size of J.P. Morgan choosing Solana feels new. It tells traders a big, regulated firm trusts the chain with real fund shares.

What does this say about crypto people today? They still want proof outside their own circle. A new speed record excites traders on its own. A bank's name attached to that record excites them even more.

Solana's price moved little on this news. It traded at $101.57 on Oct. 25, 2026, per CoinGecko. That price sat in line with the rest of the market that day.

The bigger story sits past any price chart. Wall Street keeps testing public blockchains for real settlement work. Each new fund that lands onchain makes the next one easier to justify.

What it says about us

Crypto people now care more about which big bank shows up onchain.

Sources

  1. J.P. Morgan Asset Management J.P. Morgan Asset Management Expands Access to Its Tokenized Money Market Funds on Solana
  2. KuCoin News J.P. Morgan Launches Tokenized Money Market Funds on Solana

Number 3

Project postZcash

Zcash Sets Nov. 5 Date for Faster Blocks

Zcash @Zcash on XPosted

Zcash@Zcash

Zcash's Blossom upgrade (2019) halved block time from 150 to 75 seconds ⏱️

This reduced the 500-block Sprout to Sapling pool migration interval from 20.8 to 10.4 hours.

Network Upgrade 7 (November 5th) reduces block time again from 75 to 25 seconds & disables Sprout… pic.twitter.com/PD5UEQ9poO

Open on X (opens a new tab)

By the numbers

Likes on Zcash's post
99 likes
On X
As of
Likes on Zcash's post: Source: X
Reposts of Zcash's post
11 reposts
On X
As of
Reposts of Zcash's post: Source: X
Replies to Zcash's post
8 replies
On X
As of
Replies to Zcash's post: Source: X
ZEC price, per CoinGecko
$1,220.04
Beyond X
As of
ZEC price, per CoinGecko: Source: CoinGecko

The take

Zcash is a coin built for private payments. A block is a batch of transactions. Block time is how long one batch takes to close.

On Oct. 25, 2026, the official Zcash account posted a short history note. Back in 2019, an upgrade called Blossom cut block time in half. It fell from 150 seconds to 75 seconds. That change also cut a separate wait between two privacy pools. The wait fell from 20.8 hours to 10.4 hours.

A new upgrade comes next. It is called Network Upgrade 7. The post sets the date near Nov. 5, 2026. Block time drops again, down to 25 seconds. The same upgrade turns off an older privacy pool named Sprout.

The post drew 99 likes in a few hours. It pulled 11 reposts. It drew 8 replies too. Those numbers stay small next to a meme coin's worst day. They read as normal for a technical note from a coin's own team.

Why does this matter right now? Zcash climbed into the top 10 coins by market value this month. It passed older names such as Cardano on the list. Its price sat at $1,220.04 on Oct. 25, 2026, per CoinGecko. New money now watches this coin closely.

A firm date for a real upgrade gives that money something solid to check. It offers facts past the price chart alone.

What does this say about crypto people today? Some of the audience wants engineering facts even during a hot rally. A clear date works. A specific change works too. A link to the technical document works best of all. Zcash's team picked plain facts over hype for this post.

The upgrade carries one real risk. Node software must update before block height 3,543,405. Past that point, old software stops working on its own, with zero warning beyond this notice.

What it says about us

Even during a rally, part of crypto's audience still reads the engineering notes first.

Sources

  1. Zcash Improvement Proposals ZIP 2005: PRF Domain Separator Reservation
  2. CoinGecko Zcash (ZEC) Price: ZEC/USD Live Price Chart, Market Cap & News Today

Number 4

Viral

Mystery Sender Posts Same Poem 26 Times on Bitcoin

Galaxy Research @glxyresearch on XPosted

Galaxy Research@glxyresearch

Someone has been repeatedly posting a short poem to the Bitcoin blockchain over the last 2 weeks and it caught our attention…

"Thoughtless quartz clocks drift, while blocks stack, each a strict proof, the timechain keeps score."

26 identical copies so far. What is it? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/7jzftGBcXT

Open on X (opens a new tab)

By the numbers

Likes on Galaxy Research's post
65 likes
On X
As of
Likes on Galaxy Research's post: Source: X
Reposts of Galaxy Research's post
8 reposts
On X
As of
Reposts of Galaxy Research's post: Source: X
Bitcoin moved per round trip, per Galaxy Research
0.327 BTC (about $26,000)
On X
As of
Bitcoin moved per round trip, per Galaxy Research: Source: X
Bitcoin price, per CoinGecko
$80,426
Beyond X
As of
Bitcoin price, per CoinGecko: Source: CoinGecko

The take

Bitcoin's ledger can hold short notes of text. That space is called OP_RETURN. Most wallets skip it.

Someone has used it again and again. Galaxy Research, a crypto research firm, posted about this on Oct. 24, 2026. A sender wrote the same short poem onto Bitcoin's ledger 26 times in two weeks. The poem reads, "Thoughtless quartz clocks drift, while blocks stack, each a strict proof, the timechain keeps score."

Galaxy Research traced the sender to one wallet. That wallet moves 0.327 Bitcoin, worth about $26,000, into a service again and again. The service pays the coins back within hours. The sender then resends the same coins, poem attached. Researchers counted 14 of these round trips so far.

A second poem showed up twice too. That brings the running count past two dozen messages.

The sender stays unknown. The reason stays a mystery too. Galaxy Research ruled out money laundering as the likely reason. The coins just bounce between the same two wallets, with zero new home for them.

The first post drew 65 likes. A separate account named TFTC shared it hours later with extra detail. Crypto outlets picked up the story fast anyway. At least eight separate sites wrote about the mystery poem within a day.

Why did such a small post travel so far? Bitcoin's ledger stays public and permanent. A hidden puzzle inside it pulls in curious readers fast, expert or casual fan alike.

What does this say about crypto people today? They will spend real time chasing a riddle with zero clear prize. The sender paid real fees on 26 messages. The payoff, if any exists, stays hidden for now.

Bitcoin itself traded at $80,426 on Oct. 25, 2026, per CoinGecko, far from this small story. The poem sits as a side note on a public ledger, zero effect on price. It stays unsolved today.

What it says about us

A hidden riddle on Bitcoin's own ledger pulls in more curiosity than most funded crypto projects.

Sources

  1. COINOTAG Bitcoin (BTC) Blockchain Carries 28 Mystery Poems, Galaxy Research Finds
  2. U.Today Mysterious Poem Appears on Bitcoin Blockchain

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The posts that drew the most attention in the 6 hours before 6:37 p.m. ET. Newer editions wait in the archive.

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